Whole Foods Market – Italian Sparkling Mineral Water

It comes in an overly tall (weird size: 33.8 ounces—why didn’t it just say the metric?) green plastic bottle with a label that looks like it’s trying to be vaguely European—I mean, if it was trying too hard it might seem kind of pathetic—since no matter what, you have the little circle there that says: “Whole Foods Market.” Notes: it’s good enough, overtly, slightly minerally, but mostly just clean sparkling, sparking water. It says on the label: “Low Mineral Content”—so there you go. Best thing on the label is: “Bottled straight from a PROTECTED SPRING in the heart of Italy.” That’s at least fun—whatever that means!

No. 110 – 7.9.25