B-Pure – African Black Soap Shampoo Bar
/“Black in Back”
The fragrance is subtle and there’s a fine grit from the charcoal powder (“removes impurities and soothes the scalp”) and it’s a little, black, square. There’s a cornucopia of ingredients, some of which are shared with African black soap—but otherwise, it’s from Akron, Ohio (known for black tires)—though it’s made in China—both are continents that are not Africa. The most authentic African black soap (from Ghana), I’ve used, resembled a fruitcake. If I had my way, I’d keep my hair so short that I could use any soap as shampoo—but hair is weird—it’s kind of hard to get a handle on your own—you never really see it. My local barbershop closed, and instead of trying to find another I wouldn’t like as well, I bought a hair clipper, and when I shorn most of my hair off successfully, that was quite satisfying. I can’t remember what Woody Allen movie it was, but I always remember that scene where he’s freaked out by someone having black soap, in his Woody Allen way, like it was a sign of the end coming. Kind of like when someone in a movie, of that era, would be introduced to quiche for the first time, like it was a betrayal of edible food. I’m guessing the soap he witnessed was some variety of hippie soap like my mom used to have (still, I can’t remember). I like how the charcoal element kind of forces you to clean your bathtub occasionally—it really shows up. I have a puddle dripping from wet soap, both from my sink and tub soap holders, that cumulates in a corner, and I just let it build up there and eventually remove it whole by peeling up with a knife. The problem with that is—and especially when added to by the charcoal version—eventually, it looks like a grim pool of filth, even though, what could be cleaner? Someone saw this, once, in my apartment, and I insisted that it was “Soapy Corner” (that’s what I call it) and they were horrified—though I don’t know if from my name designation—or the actual accumulation of soap. Oh, well, if that ends up being one more piece of evidence toward getting me committed, I trust that this review will stand in my defense.
Soap Review No. 215