Michael Franks “Skin Dive”
/This record is “Produced by Rob Mounsey (the legendary musician/producer—if you’ve got a couple of hours look up his credits) for Flying Monkey Productions, Inc.” Nothing quite says “coke” like “flying monkey.” Not that I think anyone involved with the making of this record was taking cocaine (I love when people say “taking” cocaine), it’s just that in the Mid-Eighties there was so much coke flying around you couldn’t help but to ingest some, even if you were a tea-totaler! Like, you’d just be going out for bagels or on your way to the laundromat and you’d end up, to some degree, “coked up.” It is from 1985, and the first song, “Read My Lips” slaps you right upside the head— “You set off my siren/I kept pumping iron”—bass registered as a deadly weapon—I know it puts me right on the virtual dancefloor. I will generally not touch a 1985 record with protective gloves—the major exception being a Michael Franks record. Not that there might not be tons of vinyl out there from that year that I might possibly discoverer—the way I’m lucky to have discovered (late in life) Michael Franks. Second song is a beautiful ballad. Like I’ve said before, it’s the songs that are at the heart of what’s great here. Then there’s his singing, which I love (obviously, you’ve got to be in on his singing to get into his records). And then a list of musicians that likely would have been playing on later-Eighties Steely Dan records—had there been any. It’s funny, I thought this might be the first Michal Franks record that I’d be a bit cool about, but I’m immediately obsessed with it, just like the others I’ve heard.
The cover is hilarious, and full-size b&w photo of Michael Franks (looking roughly 40ish) moustache and soul patch, hair strategically messed up, and an uncomfortable looking shirt buttoned right up to the top. (In a nearly identical pose on the inside sleeve, he’s wearing a gray t-shirt.) There are also four less-than-snapshot-size photos of a guy (weird if it wasn’t Franks) wearing a Speedo that looks a lot like my vintage (1977) suit. Side 2 starts right back in your face (it’s a theme) and you can practically hallucinate a tortured 1980s Demi Moore (if none of these songs were in St. Elmo’s Fire (1985), they should have been). Again, after the opening disco workout, a beautiful ballad. It’s a theme. There are a few songs on this record that I probably know from a “Best Of” collection I have, so they’re immediately old friends— “Your Secret’s Safe with Me” and, my favorite on the album, “When I Give My Love to You”—a duet with Brenda Russell. Though if I had to pick another, “Please Don’t Say Goodnight” is fairly incredible—way too complex for any but (you know who you are) sophisticated music fans. (“Just let me count the freckles on your knees.”) As with all Franks, the lyrics are crystal clear, but still the lyric sheet is welcome, because you might want to, at some point, focus on the literary qualities here. And that last slow one (“When She is Mine”) you can imagine yourself drinking bourbon in the smokiest, most Hollywood cocktail lounge ever.
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