X media – Various Artists Flexi Disc (Rocco Loco / Serious / 12 Year Olds / D. Bush)

This is a multi-artist, 7-inch flexi disc with four tracks—it’s beat all to hell, yet still plays splendidly. I have no idea where I got it—I don’t have a clue. I feel like I may have owned it for several decades. How things don’t get lost is more of a mystery than when they do. I looked it up on Big Brain and 15 minutes of avid searching (my limit) un-earthed nothing. Okay, there is a listing on Discogs—very rare to find something not on Discogs (though, of course, that’s an ongoing goal!) There are even four for sale! All in the four dollar range, plus shipping. The links for the band names take me right back to flexi disc listing. The label and/or title of the disc is “X media”—which also gets me nowhere. No other info on the flexi itself. The printing is black on black. No date, no address, no secret message that I can see visually. I’m forced to proceed by sound alone!

One: Rocco Loco “Cigarettes” – Sounds like a field recording, you hear some cars, some rustling, and a guy who keeps saying something about cigarettes—but I can’t tell what he’s saying at all—it might be French (except for the word “cigarettes”). Two: Serious “Air It Out” – Sounds exactly like recordings I made in the Eighties with friends while we were drunk. Someone’s got an alto sax, someone else has a clarinet, and then there’s some improvised percussion, pots and pans and whatnot—and somehow, they fall into a barely discernable (but definite) groove—and that’s the song. Three: 12 Year Olds “Unbageled Jelly” – This one totally sounds like some recordings we did with my very first band (called the Chinese Electrical Band) formed, incidentally, when I was 12—so it might actually be us? Could be, but how’d they get the tape? (We did totally lose one.) No… that’d be too weird. We had some great song titles (like “Pumpkins Rule My World”) but nothing remotely as brilliant as “Unbageled Jelly”—that’s astounding. I want to figure out how to use the world “unbageled” in everyday life, now, but how? In what context? Of course, it’s probably a company name (like that stupid Untucked shirt co.)—and most certainly a band, somewhere. Four: D. Bush “Tax Break; Gas, Grass or As” – A recording on a very wavery tape recorder (gotta change those batteries!) pretty much just singing and electric guitar—though it wavers so much, the wavering is like an instrument itself. Two songs: the first, there are lyrics (which I can’t make out) and a melody—though it’s not a great melody. The second song, much the same, but I do understand the chorus: “You gotta have gas, grass, or ass, baby” (which, back in the day, motorists demanded of hitchhikers—and always struck me as pretty damn needy). It ends with the most minimal sound collage ever: “the root of the problem is” and “I want to be a criminal”—I kind of admire the restraint, and not going full on “Revolution 9.”

3.10.23