Chapter 14 – Can of Worms

Landmark Family Restaurant – 3451 S. Kinnickinnic Ave., Milwaukee

I met Renée for breakfast at the Landmark Family Restaurant on a Sunday, thinking it would be a good time to write a rice pudding review (which they have occasionally). This place has been around awhile, in St. Francis, and has a small, cute dining counter. No rice pudding, so I asked for tapioca, but again no. They had banana pudding, which is fine, but one has to draw the line somewhere. Then I noticed “Mexican Skillet” on the menu, so I figured I'd exercise my expansiveness in that direction, even though, I have to say, I'm a little chorizo'd out lately. It was very good, though, a fine breakfast, worth returning for, and writing home about—if this (“Taco: The Episodic Adventure”) is home. The food was, I suppose, overshadowed by my company, and our conversation about language, sign language, signs, and symbols. The Packers game was about to start, so you know how most people there were dressed, but I was wearing a Ralph Lauren T-shirt, even though it made me look fat, perhaps subconsciously in order to perversely sport a polo pony on game day. Our waiter also stood out somewhat aggressively in a Tom Brady jersey. Even though I despise the Patriots, I had to admire his courage. Renée was nearly hidden in an elaborate Black Sabbath Christmas sweater, covered with mistletoe, pentagrams, and flying Satanic creatures, like reindeer. If your office had Christmas sweater day, it would go over well; even in the stuffiest work setting, Satan is going to be more warmly accepted, in Wisconsin, anyway, than Tom Brady. Then I remembered that I'd found this little black and silver pin at the bus stop, on my way over, which had some kind of bird-like creature on it, and the letters: “LFC.” I didn't want to flash it around, fearing it might be some kind of white supremacist thing—I mean, it would look pretty at home on an SS uniform. I figured there was little chance it was “Louisiana Fried Chicken.” That bird was no chicken. Renée figured it might be a Griffin, or Griffon (or Gryphon), and that can be a can of worms. So finally, when I got home, I looked it up, and it turns out it's a Liver Bird (funny, because I almost ordered liver and onions), the symbol of Liverpool (England), and the pin was for: Liverpool Football Club. (If you lost this pin, DM me, and I'll gladly return it!) That was a relief, but still, it would have been inappropriate, on that day, for me to wear it, because I believe Black Sabbath are from Birmingham (England)—though I guess had we stopped in at the Highbury Pub on our way back, the sweater and pin could have been conversation pieces. Anyway, I promise, next week, I'll focus more on food! Oh, one last thing—this struck me as funny. Renée and I first met over the subject of my late friend, Keith Busch, and whenever I hear or read something about the mythical creature, the Griffin, I remember this time when Keith somehow came into contact with this small dog that had a really strange face, and he went into a panic, claiming that it was no dog—but actually a Griffin! That was his sense of humor, and I still laugh about it.