Monday, December 12, 1977

Once Uncle Oompah was driving his BMW outside of the mall in the snow. He was going around a corner real fast and he saw a guy he knew on the curb so he tried to hit him. But he fishtailed and slid into a drift. But while sliding he wiped out a little kid. It took him 5 minutes to get the car out of the drift and by that time a crowd had gathered around the decapitated little boy. Since all these people had seen him, Uncle Oompah decided to play it safe and drove around in circles until he had run over everyone in the area, and he ran over each of their heads again to make sure.