OKAY Pure Naturals – Himalayan Pink Salt Natural Stone

“84 Charing Cross Road”

This isn’t technically a soap—but since I did take it in the bath with me, I’m including it here—after all, one could decline to use soap altogether and simply bathe with tap water and bath salts. I suppose you could also use this as a pumice stone. Anyway, it’s the heaviest thing I’ve taken in the bathtub since I dropped my iPhone 13 while checking my stock portfolio. It looks and feels like a little brick—I mean, that you could build houses with—though that would be a disaster in a rainy climate since water erodes it at an alarming rate. Which works out well in the bath, since it does make the water nice. I guess I’m putting some trust in this product—I mean, I know it’s not a toaster or a hair dryer, but is it really pink salt from the Himalayas? I suppose it doesn’t necessarily have to be—to be called Himalayan salt—it might well be from Ohio. It’s definitely pink. Anyway, the label says: Imported from Pakistan, but packaged in the USA—so take that as you will. It also says: “With 84 Minerals”—which is strange, since the ingredients simply list: “Sodium Chloride.” Does that mean there are 84 varieties of sodium chloride present? I looked online, but all I found was a website that didn’t exactly inspire confidence. I guess, if they wanted to, virtually anyone could make that claim. I might add that to my website. Self-starter, team player, all natural with 84 minerals. I’d hire that guy.

Soap Review No. 146