La Croix – Lime

I picked up a can of La Croix Lime while I still had some KeyLime left—so that I could do a taste test—kind of a fun idea. As it turns out, I wouldn’t have really needed to do that—they are both pretty well-defined in my memory. I suppose Lime La Croix is one of the most boring flavors out there—you can find it at all the events where they don’t want to offend anyone. I knew exactly what this would taste like, and so do you. It’s kind of funny, the world of lemons and limes. There’s a lot there—you could spend a Saturday looking up lime and lemon history, lore, and anecdotes. I used to say that my favorite food was lime—kind of being an asshole (because limes are exactly no one’s favorite food)—but it was true! That was before my favorite food became kale. Though I may revert back to orange Hostess Cupcakes. When are they coming out with a kale water? Probably is one, just haven’t found it yet. Next time you’re at an art opening and you see some La Croix Lime, think about this review, and have a little laugh.

3.25.23