Friday, December 9, 1977

Uncle Oompah is a craaazy guy—he does what he wants to and don't give a nohow about anyone else. He has a good car, that is really fast—it is from Europe or somewhere—and he gets craaazy with it. Once he wanted to bumper ride so he put a Stroh's case on the gas pedal and grabbed on to the bumper and went through the paths in Soldier's Home. It came to a curve, and the car went straight into the pond, which was covered with thin ice that did not hold the car's weight. This was last winter and he didn't get it fished out until April.