Tuesday, November 8, 1977

A high powered quartz light that plugs into a cigarette lighter and a large, distinguished looking car are all that is needed for an evening of fun. You drive your car up to a secluded spot such as Battery Park. When you spot a car sitting alone you drive up towards it and stop facing it. Then the person in the passenger seat hits them with the spot light. There is no telling what the people in the car will do. If it is a couple having sex, you will probably cause them to panic, leading to hilarious results. If it's someone making a drug deal, they may start shooting, so you better get your ass out of there fast.