Once Uncle Oompah was driving his BMW outside of the mall in the snow. He was going around a corner real fast and he saw a guy he knew on the curb so he tried to hit him. But he fishtailed and slid into a drift. But while sliding he wiped out a little kid. It took him 5 minutes to get the car out of the drift and by that time a crowd had gathered around the decapitated little boy. Since all these people had seen him, Uncle Oompah decided to play it safe and drove around in circles until he had run over everyone in the area, and he ran over each of their heads again to make sure.
THIS is a collection of Journals I kept, starting in 1972. I am adding entries here as I find the old journals and type them.
(Please Note: This is in "Blog" format, so to read journals in chronological order, start at the bottom, with the oldest post first, and read upward.)